{"id":236,"date":"2010-06-22T22:53:47","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T03:53:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mattcasarino.com\/?p=236"},"modified":"2010-06-23T08:30:22","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T13:30:22","slug":"movie-quotes-that-are-useful-in-real-life-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattcasarino.com\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"SOME USEFUL MOVIE QUOTES (Part One)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Granted, my life is weirder than many. But I&#8217;ve found all of these useful in real life (whatever THAT is).<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What a pisser.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Airplane<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well, let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not start sucking each others\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 dicks quite yet.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Pulp Fiction<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you ever heard of suspension of disbelief?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Ed Wood<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153They found a peanut, all right, honey. They found a peanut of death!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Tromeo &amp; Juliet<\/em><\/li>\n<div style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.badmovies.org\/movies\/tromeo\/tromeo6.jpg\" title=\"Tromeo\" width=\"400\" height=\"273\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Shakespeare is cool.<\/p><\/div>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Keep watching the sky, MacIntyre.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Local Hero<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You are tearing me apart, Lisa!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>The Room<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Work, work, work, hello boys, have a good night\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s rest? I missed you.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Blazing Saddles<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Now I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m gonna stick ya.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d &#8211; <em>Nothing but Trouble<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I suppose you think you raised hell.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Miller\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Crossing<\/em><\/li>\n<div style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/img2.timeinc.net\/ew\/dynamic\/imgs\/040220\/1322__millerscrossing_l.jpg\" title=\"Miller&#039;s Crossing\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Are you giving me the high hat?<\/p><\/div>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Here come two words for you: shut the fuck up.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Midnight Run<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Your mother\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a tracer!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Chasing Amy<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d take a man with an awfully big set of balls to make a bet like that.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Diggstown<\/em><\/li>\n<div style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_uPeYFTOFu6g\/SyfT7ZiC8xI\/AAAAAAAAA3s\/ipiBa4YG1cA\/s400\/Diggstown.jpg\" title=\"Diggstown\" width=\"400\" height=\"200\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">I know these three don&#039;t inspire confidence, but trust me, it&#039;s great.<\/p><\/div>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well then I just hate you, and I hate your ass face!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Waiting for Guffman<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Gimme back my hand!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Evil Dead 2<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Doesn&#8217;t that suck? I just hit you for no reason.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Kiss Kiss Bang Bang<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You fucking broke my sitar, motherfucker!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Dig! <\/em><\/li>\n<div style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_0iJi69OHII0\/SyhaaDuANfI\/AAAAAAAAA3M\/Ardvc2AEu2c\/s400\/joelgionantonnewcombe.jpg\" title=\"BJTM\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dig?<\/p><\/div>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Only stupid people have good relationships.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Ghost World<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d &#8211; <em>Heathers<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Suck-ass son of a bitch!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Used Cars<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s go get sushi and not pay.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>Repo Man<\/em><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Average is dumb.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <em>American Splendor<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>BONUS:<\/strong> Not useful in everyday life, maybe, but deeply true:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don&#8217;t like when somebody comes up to me the next day and says, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHey, man, I saw your play. It touched me; I cried.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 I like it when a guy comes up to me a week later and says, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHey, man, I saw your play&#8230; what happened?\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Tootsie<\/em><\/li>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_243\" style=\"width: 495px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mattcasarino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tootsie_pop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-243\" src=\"https:\/\/mattcasarino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tootsie_pop.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tootsie_pop\" width=\"291\" height=\"220\" class=\"size-full wp-image-243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mattcasarino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tootsie_pop.jpg 485w, https:\/\/mattcasarino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tootsie_pop-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-243\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">That is one nutty hospital. <\/p><\/div>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em><em>Got some more? Register and leave a comment!<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And for heaven&#8217;s sake, follow me on <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/casarino\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Granted, my life is weirder than many. 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